| apartment complex name » | The Residences of Secret Oaks |
| fraternity guy name » | Chandler Duncan |
| sorority chick name » | Chrissy Ann Mendelson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | T´Keisha Jackson |
| death row inmate name » | Charles Roy Greene |
| independent film name » | Johnny´s Big Catch |
| prescription medication name » | Claripar |
| catfish aficionado » | Glorp McGee |
| corporate buzzword » | Value Speculation Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Shreveport Decapitators |
| small texas town name » | Barrelskit |
| alternative band name » | Chautreuse Brick Project |
| cheesy radio station » | Hot 93.1 The Weasel |
| italian guy » | Danny “Fingers” Piffabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Boombas |
| microbrew name » | Brown Chisel Pilsner |
| northeast town » | Far Northgroverberg |
