| apartment complex name » | The Residences of Quail Falls |
| fraternity guy name » | Brent McWilliams |
| sorority chick name » | Courtney Leigh Christiansen |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | T´Shaunda Johnson |
| death row inmate name » | Ronnie Lee Parker |
| independent film name » | Jack´s Time to Shine |
| prescription medication name » | Zolotor |
| catfish aficionado » | Apes O´Catfish |
| corporate buzzword » | Value Tracking Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Toledo Eruptors |
| small texas town name » | Deerskit |
| alternative band name » | Cellophane Monkey Thirtytwo |
| cheesy radio station » | Buzz 103.3 The Stork |
| italian guy » | Danny “Knuckles” Diffaducci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Hoochas |
| microbrew name » | Barrel Smack Ale |
| northeast town » | Near Southhamptonshire |