| apartment complex name » | The Corners of Calm Cliffs |
| fraternity guy name » | Chance Michaelson |
| sorority chick name » | Kristie Leigh Mendelson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shaquesta Williams |
| death row inmate name » | Jesse Wayne Harris |
| independent film name » | Daniel´s Big Catch |
| prescription medication name » | Fenazol |
| catfish aficionado » | Glorp McGee |
| corporate buzzword » | Skillset Checklist Factor |
| xfl team name » | The Fargo Anaconda-Eaters |
| small texas town name » | Kickwood |
| alternative band name » | Italicized Monkey Project |
| cheesy radio station » | Buzz 97.3 The Ocelot |
| italian guy » | Joey “Fingers” Minestrone |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Hagoombas |
| microbrew name » | Gold Chisel Ale |
| northeast town » | Near Southchesterberg |
