| apartment complex name » | The Residences of Green Lakes |
| fraternity guy name » | Donald McPhillips |
| sorority chick name » | Courtney Leigh Christiansen |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shakeisha Johnson |
| death row inmate name » | Russell Wayne Smith |
| independent film name » | Translucent Joanne |
| prescription medication name » | Zenepin |
| catfish aficionado » | Fatty McDanish |
| corporate buzzword » | Value Checklist Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Providence Muderers |
| small texas town name » | Barrelfoot |
| alternative band name » | Old Absence Seven |
| cheesy radio station » | Mix 88.3 The Ocelot |
| italian guy » | Mickey “Fingers” Diffaducci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Bagoongas |
| microbrew name » | Red Crowbar Ale |
| northeast town » | Near Eastchester´s Corner |
