| apartment complex name » | The Lakes at Anchor Meadows |
| fraternity guy name » | Skip McWilliams |
| sorority chick name » | Krista Leigh Masters |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | LaShaunda Jefferson |
| death row inmate name » | Jesse Wayne White |
| independent film name » | Latté with Alyssa |
| prescription medication name » | Fenapin |
| catfish aficionado » | Fubie McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | Proprietary Paradigm Concepts |
| xfl team name » | The Pensacola Knucklecrackers |
| small texas town name » | Boothoof |
| alternative band name » | Old Absence Cake |
| cheesy radio station » | Peepchills 88.3 The Skillet |
| italian guy » | Danny “Fingers” Piffabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Gabongos |
| microbrew name » | Gold Stump Lager |
| northeast town » | Far Southchestershire |
