| apartment complex name » | The Gates of Whispering Falls |
| fraternity guy name » | Craig Michaelson |
| sorority chick name » | Krista Leigh Mendelson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | T´Questa Cleveland |
| death row inmate name » | James Wayne Brown |
| independent film name » | Mary´s Big Catch |
| prescription medication name » | Xenypam |
| catfish aficionado » | P.B. McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | Value Paradigm Activity |
| xfl team name » | The Toledo Knucklecrackers |
| small texas town name » | Barrel Mound |
| alternative band name » | Chautreuse Absence Thirtytwo |
| cheesy radio station » | Jam 95.5 The Skillet |
| italian guy » | Danny “Kneecaps” Pastabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Gabongos |
| microbrew name » | Barrel Hound Pilsner |
| northeast town » | Near Westlondontowne |
