| apartment complex name » | The Homes of Winding Meadows |
| fraternity guy name » | Tyler McAllister |
| sorority chick name » | Kristie Leigh Christiansen |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shanoofa Sanders |
| death row inmate name » | Ricky Ray Brown |
| independent film name » | Latté with Mary |
| prescription medication name » | Zolozol |
| catfish aficionado » | Apey Brebbenjob |
| corporate buzzword » | Shifting Activity Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Montpeilier Annihilators |
| small texas town name » | Buckhoof |
| alternative band name » | Old Absence Five |
| cheesy radio station » | Peepchills 88.3 The Weasel |
| italian guy » | Danny “Headsnaps” DiPizzasauce |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Bagoongas |
| microbrew name » | Red Pear Draft |
| northeast town » | Far Eastyorkton |
