| apartment complex name » | The Landings of Whispering Bay |
| fraternity guy name » | Donald Duncan |
| sorority chick name » | Jennifer Leigh Sanderson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shakeisha Cleveland |
| death row inmate name » | Johnny Ray Williams |
| independent film name » | The Trouble with Daniel |
| prescription medication name » | Praxelzol |
| catfish aficionado » | Fatty Bibson |
| corporate buzzword » | Digital Paradigm Index |
| xfl team name » | The Montpeilier Decapitators |
| small texas town name » | Rattle Mound |
| alternative band name » | Plaid Cork Box |
| cheesy radio station » | Peepchills 98.5 The Weasel |
| italian guy » | Danny “Kneecaps” Piffabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Milkers |
| microbrew name » | Barrel Crowbar Ale |
| northeast town » | New Northgroverton |
