randomly generated local default news team:
Your Sacremento Eyewitness 22

Kristie Ann Sanderson, Tyler Duncan, Catarina Summers, Skip McWilliams

apartment complex name »The Lakes of Anchor Cliffs
fraternity guy name »Tyler O´Dainels
sorority chick name »Krista Ann Christiansen
aspiring ethnic actress name »Shanoofa Jackson
death row inmate name »James Lee Greene
independent film name »Daniel and the City
prescription medication name »Clarifem
catfish aficionado »P.B. T. Buggleman
corporate buzzword »Shifting Relapse Activity
xfl team name »The Topeka Tormentors
small texas town name »Darrellshoe
alternative band name »Italicized Dream Project
cheesy radio station »Rock 100.1 The Smudge
italian guy »Tony “Knuckles” Cannaloni
fratboy term for breasts »Hoombas
microbrew name »Gold Smack Ale
northeast town »Old Southyorkberg

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