| apartment complex name » | The Fountains at Quail Palms |
| fraternity guy name » | Kip Michaelson |
| sorority chick name » | Ashley Ann Masters |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | LaPloofa Johnson |
| death row inmate name » | Jesse Lee White |
| independent film name » | Jack Going Home |
| prescription medication name » | Praxelzol |
| catfish aficionado » | Fatty McGee |
| corporate buzzword » | Stable Uplift Factor |
| xfl team name » | The Providence Vigilantes |
| small texas town name » | Barrelfoot |
| alternative band name » | Italicized Monkey Project |
| cheesy radio station » | Rock 105.3 The Smudge |
| italian guy » | Giancarlo “Headsnaps” Cannaloni |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Bazoombas |
| microbrew name » | Old Rock Draft |
| northeast town » | Near Northchesterton |
