| apartment complex name » | The Landings of Bending Meadows |
| fraternity guy name » | Lance McPhillips |
| sorority chick name » | Chrissy Ann Mendelson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | LaShaunda Carter |
| death row inmate name » | Johnny Ray Mason |
| independent film name » | The Trouble with Alyssa |
| prescription medication name » | Amoxilate |
| catfish aficionado » | P.B. MaGoop |
| corporate buzzword » | Initial Tracking Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Toledo Knucklecrackers |
| small texas town name » | Boot Mound |
| alternative band name » | Strife Angst Box |
| cheesy radio station » | Peepchills 105.7 The Sauce |
| italian guy » | Danny “Kneecaps” Pastabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Hoochas |
| microbrew name » | Saint Rock Lager |
| northeast town » | Far Southoxfordshire |
