| apartment complex name » | The Homes of Whispering Meadows |
| fraternity guy name » | Stone Michaelson |
| sorority chick name » | Chrissy Leigh Christiansen |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shaniqua Washington |
| death row inmate name » | Russell Ray Parker |
| independent film name » | The Trouble with Daniel |
| prescription medication name » | Praxellate |
| catfish aficionado » | Apes McGee |
| corporate buzzword » | Digital Function Range |
| xfl team name » | The Fargo Knucklecrackers |
| small texas town name » | Darrellscoot |
| alternative band name » | Italicized Wall Project |
| cheesy radio station » | Rock 105.7 The Squid |
| italian guy » | Tony “Nine Toes” Piffabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Hoombas |
| microbrew name » | Brown Pear Lager |
| northeast town » | Far Westlondonderry |
