| apartment complex name » | The Residences at Green Cliffs |
| fraternity guy name » | Skip McAllister |
| sorority chick name » | Jennifer Ann Sanderson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shofeeka Sanders |
| death row inmate name » | Johnny Ray Brown |
| independent film name » | The Trouble with Nate |
| prescription medication name » | Valezol |
| catfish aficionado » | Fatty MaGoop |
| corporate buzzword » | Skillset Checklist Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Sioux City Decapitators |
| small texas town name » | Bootwood |
| alternative band name » | Chautreuse Cork Project |
| cheesy radio station » | Rock 88.5 The Crack |
| italian guy » | Danny “Headsnaps” DiPizzasauce |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Boombas |
| microbrew name » | Brown Widget Pilsner |
| northeast town » | New Northlondonton |
