| apartment complex name » | The Fountains of Quail Oaks |
| fraternity guy name » | Donald McWilliams |
| sorority chick name » | Stephanie Leigh Mendelson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | T´Keisha Johnson |
| death row inmate name » | Darren Lee Williams |
| independent film name » | My Days with Daniel |
| prescription medication name » | Claritrex |
| catfish aficionado » | Fatty McDanish |
| corporate buzzword » | Format Checklist Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Sioux City Tormentors |
| small texas town name » | Wynonarope |
| alternative band name » | Midnight Angst Five |
| cheesy radio station » | Hot 94.7 The Stork |
| italian guy » | Joey “Kneecaps” Cannaloni |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Boombas |
| microbrew name » | Brown Rock Ale |
| northeast town » | Far Southchestershire |
