| apartment complex name » | The Residences of Winding Cedars |
| fraternity guy name » | Brent Bibson |
| sorority chick name » | Chrissy Leigh Mendelson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | LaShaunda Williams |
| death row inmate name » | Charles Lee White |
| independent film name » | Radio Joanne |
| prescription medication name » | Valezol |
| catfish aficionado » | Pantscoop McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | Proprietary Recourse Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Raleigh-Durham Tormentors |
| small texas town name » | Wynonascoot |
| alternative band name » | Strife Absence Box |
| cheesy radio station » | Mix 97.3 The Skink |
| italian guy » | Joey “Nine Toes” DiPizzasauce |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Bagoongas |
| microbrew name » | Red Hound Ale |
| northeast town » | Far Northhamptonderry |
