| apartment complex name » | The Pines at Silent Willows |
| fraternity guy name » | Donald Duncan |
| sorority chick name » | Jennifer Leigh Christiansen |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shaniqua Williams |
| death row inmate name » | Sammy Ray Parker |
| independent film name » | My Days with Jack |
| prescription medication name » | Fenadyne |
| catfish aficionado » | Apes MaGoop |
| corporate buzzword » | Digital Checklist Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Baton Rouge Annihilators |
| small texas town name » | Rattlescoot |
| alternative band name » | Audio Brick Seven |
| cheesy radio station » | Hits 92.1 The Skillet |
| italian guy » | Joey “Nine Toes” Diffaducci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Milkers |
| microbrew name » | Old Stump Draft |
| northeast town » | New Southoxfordderry |
