randomly generated local default news team:
Your Providence News Team 21

Reed McAllister, Jennifer Ann Sanderson, Mindy Terranova, Skip McPhillips

apartment complex name »The Fountains of Bending Gardens
fraternity guy name »Chad Duncan
sorority chick name »Jennifer Ann Christiansen
aspiring ethnic actress name »T´Shaunda Jackson
death row inmate name »Darren Lee Parker
independent film name »Translucent Daria
prescription medication name »Xenyfem
catfish aficionado »Glorpy T. Buggleman
corporate buzzword »Format Speculation Activity
xfl team name »The Shreveport Decapitators
small texas town name »Wynonahoof
alternative band name »Italicized Brick Five
cheesy radio station »Peepchills 93.7 The Stork
italian guy »Tony “Kneecaps” Cannaloni
fratboy term for breasts »Hoombas
microbrew name »Barrel Pear Draft
northeast town »Far Southchesterberg

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