| apartment complex name » | The Residences at Silent Willows |
| fraternity guy name » | Donald Corcoran |
| sorority chick name » | Stephanie Ann Mendelson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shofeeka Cleveland |
| death row inmate name » | Ricky Ray Greene |
| independent film name » | The Trouble with Alyssa |
| prescription medication name » | Percator |
| catfish aficionado » | Fatty McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | Digital Paradigm Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Sioux City Unabombers |
| small texas town name » | Boot Mound |
| alternative band name » | Cellophane Cleft Seven |
| cheesy radio station » | Hits 93.7 The Stork |
| italian guy » | Giancarlo “Kneecaps” Piffabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Butterpops |
| microbrew name » | Tire Hound Draft |
| northeast town » | Near Eastgroverderry |
