| apartment complex name » | The Residences at Calm Heathers |
| fraternity guy name » | Kip McWilliams |
| sorority chick name » | Krista Ann Masters |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shaniqua Jefferson |
| death row inmate name » | Darren Roy Parker |
| independent film name » | Nate´s Time to Shine |
| prescription medication name » | Claritor |
| catfish aficionado » | Foodkettle McDanish |
| corporate buzzword » | Proprietary Speculation Range |
| xfl team name » | The Fargo Throatslashers |
| small texas town name » | Rattlefoot |
| alternative band name » | Italicized Monkey Thirtytwo |
| cheesy radio station » | Hits 101.1 The Skink |
| italian guy » | Mickey “Kneecaps” Diffaducci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Hoochas |
| microbrew name » | Gold Widget Ale |
| northeast town » | Far Westhampton´s Corner |
