| apartment complex name » | The Fountains of Bending Gardens |
| fraternity guy name » | Chad Duncan |
| sorority chick name » | Jennifer Ann Christiansen |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | T´Shaunda Jackson |
| death row inmate name » | Darren Lee Parker |
| independent film name » | Translucent Daria |
| prescription medication name » | Xenyfem |
| catfish aficionado » | Glorpy T. Buggleman |
| corporate buzzword » | Format Speculation Activity |
| xfl team name » | The Shreveport Decapitators |
| small texas town name » | Wynonahoof |
| alternative band name » | Italicized Brick Five |
| cheesy radio station » | Peepchills 93.7 The Stork |
| italian guy » | Tony “Kneecaps” Cannaloni |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Hoombas |
| microbrew name » | Barrel Pear Draft |
| northeast town » | Far Southchesterberg |
