| apartment complex name » | The Glen at Silent Cliffs |
| fraternity guy name » | Lance McPhillips |
| sorority chick name » | Ashley Leigh Masters |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shanoofa Johnson |
| death row inmate name » | Johnny Wayne Jones |
| independent film name » | Radio Daniel |
| prescription medication name » | Claritor |
| catfish aficionado » | P.B. McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | Proprietary Speculation Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Carson City Eradicators |
| small texas town name » | Hollerwood |
| alternative band name » | Velvet Cleft Five |
| cheesy radio station » | Buzz 94.1 The Yak |
| italian guy » | Danny “Knuckles” Piffabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Boombas |
| microbrew name » | Saint Widget Pilsner |
| northeast town » | Old Easthamptontowne |
