randomly generated local default news team:
Your Shreveport Eyewitness 19

Lance McAllister, Ashley Ann Sanderson, Karen Summers, Brent McPhillips

apartment complex name »The Trails of Anchor Willows
fraternity guy name »Craig Bibson
sorority chick name »Courtney Ann Sanderson
aspiring ethnic actress name »T´Questa Cleveland
death row inmate name »Johnny Roy Harris
independent film name »Four days with Silky
prescription medication name »Naproxidyne
catfish aficionado »Pantscoop T. Buggleman
corporate buzzword »Format Speculation Activity
xfl team name »The Boise Throatslashers
small texas town name »Wynona Mound
alternative band name »Cellophane Brick Project
cheesy radio station »Hot 95.3 The Ocelot
italian guy »Tony “Headsnaps” Pastabucci
fratboy term for breasts »Gabongos
microbrew name »Gold Widget Draft
northeast town »Near Northspiveytowne

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