snitches

randomly generated local default news team:
Your Raleigh-Durham News Channel 28

Krista Ann Mendelson, Tyler McAllister, Paige Summers, Donald McWilliams

apartment complex name »	The Fountains of Quiet Meadows
fraternity guy name »	Donald Davidson
sorority chick name »	Courtney Leigh O´Donnell
aspiring ethnic actress name »	T´Questa Johnson
death row inmate name »	Darren Roy Mason
independent film name »	Arizona Daria
prescription medication name »	Praxelpin
catfish aficionado »	Churchie O´Catfish
corporate buzzword »	Shifting Recourse Range
xfl team name »	The Sacremento Eruptors
small texas town name »	Buck Mound
alternative band name »	Velvet Absence Seven
cheesy radio station »	Jam 104.1 The Skink
italian guy »	Joey “Knuckles” Piffabucci
fratboy term for breasts »	Bazoombas
microbrew name »	Gold Smack Lager
northeast town »	New Southlondonton