| apartment complex name » | The Landings at Quiet Heathers |
| fraternity guy name » | Kip O´Dainels |
| sorority chick name » | Courtney Leigh O´Donnell |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shaniqua Jackson |
| death row inmate name » | Ricky Wayne Greene |
| independent film name » | The Trouble with Mary |
| prescription medication name » | Valezol |
| catfish aficionado » | Fatty McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | Market Speculation Concepts |
| xfl team name » | The Carson City Knucklecrackers |
| small texas town name » | Rattle Mound |
| alternative band name » | Audio Wall Box |
| cheesy radio station » | Buzz 91.3 The Skink |
| italian guy » | Giancarlo “Knuckles” Pastabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Gaboombas |
| microbrew name » | Old Stump Ale |
| northeast town » | New Northspiveyshire |
