| apartment complex name » | The Lakes at Winding Meadows |
| fraternity guy name » | Chance Michaelson |
| sorority chick name » | Stephanie Ann Christiansen |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shakeisha Johnson |
| death row inmate name » | Darren Wayne Mason |
| independent film name » | Daria Going Home |
| prescription medication name » | Fenazol |
| catfish aficionado » | Apes McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | System Speculation Factor |
| xfl team name » | The Fargo Anaconda-Eaters |
| small texas town name » | Wynonarope |
| alternative band name » | Cellophane Cleft Cake |
| cheesy radio station » | Buzz 95.7 The Ocelot |
| italian guy » | Mickey “Kneecaps” DiPizzasauce |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Hagoombas |
| microbrew name » | Fat Pear Draft |
| northeast town » | New Eastoxfordtowne |
