| apartment complex name » | The Landings at Green Lakes |
| fraternity guy name » | Donald McPhillips |
| sorority chick name » | Stephanie Leigh Sanderson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | Shakeisha Jackson |
| death row inmate name » | Russell Wayne Jones |
| independent film name » | Radio Nate |
| prescription medication name » | Senecoxin |
| catfish aficionado » | Churchie Brebbenjob |
| corporate buzzword » | Value Function Concepts |
| xfl team name » | The Sioux City Knucklecrackers |
| small texas town name » | Rattlescoot |
| alternative band name » | Old Cork Thirtytwo |
| cheesy radio station » | Hits 90.5 The Ocelot |
| italian guy » | Mickey “Kneecaps” Cannaloni |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Bagoongas |
| microbrew name » | Red Rock Pilsner |
| northeast town » | Far Northspiveyshire |