| apartment complex name » | The Pines of Winding Heathers |
| fraternity guy name » | Lance Corcoran |
| sorority chick name » | Amiee Ann Sanderson |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | LaPloofa Johnson |
| death row inmate name » | Ronnie Wayne Williams |
| independent film name » | Jack´s Life |
| prescription medication name » | Zolotrex |
| catfish aficionado » | Glorp Brebbenjob |
| corporate buzzword » | Proprietary Uplift Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Shreveport Decapitators |
| small texas town name » | Boothoof |
| alternative band name » | Smirky Cork Seven |
| cheesy radio station » | Rock 89.3 The Skillet |
| italian guy » | Joey “Headsnaps” DiPizzasauce |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Gaboombas |
| microbrew name » | Red Chisel Ale |
| northeast town » | Far Southyorkderry |
