| apartment complex name » | The Sequoias of Western Oaks |
| fraternity guy name » | Chandler Duncan |
| sorority chick name » | Ashley Ann Masters |
| aspiring ethnic actress name » | T´Questa Jackson |
| death row inmate name » | Jesse Lee Brown |
| independent film name » | Joanne´s Big Catch |
| prescription medication name » | Lucicoxin |
| catfish aficionado » | Apes McToastman |
| corporate buzzword » | Skillset Checklist Concourse |
| xfl team name » | The Sioux City Anaconda-Eaters |
| small texas town name » | Deershoe |
| alternative band name » | Chautreuse Monkey Project |
| cheesy radio station » | Rock 95.5 The Yak |
| italian guy » | Joey “Kneecaps” Pastabucci |
| fratboy term for breasts » | Milkers |
| microbrew name » | Tire Rock Lager |
| northeast town » | Far Westhamptonderry |
